liquorsexandtattoos:

Think about how fast he snitched tho

(Source: vinegod)

strangergirls:

oy-eld-thankee:

I love how the other one is like “whoop, heres my ride”

Get in, loser, we’re going mopping

strangergirls:

oy-eld-thankee:

I love how the other one is like “whoop, heres my ride”

Get in, loser, we’re going mopping

(Source: kittiezandtittiez)

used to love having a girlfriend

i was always 100% committed to having a girlfriend and treating her the best that i could possibly do , but after ….two long term relationships, and a few short ones in between those…all ending almost the same way. except for the most recent one, i’m thinking i should just wait, and not put the effort in anything for trying and just see if maybe this about to be 27 year old man can find a girl that wants to find him instead of the other way around. because as much as people might think, i’m a good guy, a great steal, and i will do anything for my girlfriend, i will just have to wait till the girl that’s right for me, finds me… i’m tired of searching, then finding someone, then having them leave me, i want a girl who isn’t scared of trials or tribulations, i want a girl who can put up with everything as long as at the end of the day, we both love each other and would die for each other. I would have died for every single girlfriend i’ve ever had, i still would, one of them who isn’t with us anymore i wish i could take her place because she was a spark of life for a lot of people, i’m nothing to no one… theirs people that deserve to be happy and then theirs people like me…who have to hope/pray that one day i find someone who is fine with me the way i am  ( just like i am with the girls i have dated, I’ve always loved them for exactly the way they are, never wanted them to change) because i’m not going to change and i dont expect anyone else to. i generally get everyone, i think everyone has a reason for the way they are, why they do what they do, and love who they love….every time i think I’ve found the right person for me….couple years pass and they leave me… i’m done fighting for love…my uncle is almost 60 and has never been married , never had a long term relationship, and he is happy just the way he is…so if i end up that way i’m not going to ashamed of it, i would love to have kids and be a family with someone, but if theirs no one out there for me then, i’m not going to try anymore. ME, MYSELF, AND I. 

still a mess 3 months later

i hate myself, and i miss someone, that i never got to be with as long as i had hoped to. now being stuck, broken, i still think about her but she has moved on, already “loving” someone else, such effort and love and devotion put into something that ends in a blink of an eye…whats the point in trying anyways if thats how its always going to end. all i have is memories of past relationships… i dont wanna move on, i wanna stay, right here where it hurts the most. being alone, and being unwanted, not needed, never cared about, not having a person to love, or someone who loves me, i wanna stay right here where i belong, in the hell i brought upon myself for things i didn’t mean to do. I ruin everything and no one deserves to be with me, and i dont deserve anyone either. I have given up on that but i will not give up on trying to better myself. love, dating, friendship, thats all just words…i will be selfish, and i will survive, because without that idea i’m just suffering everyday knowing how happy everyone is with someone else. …..someone that i will probably never have. 

genderphobia:

trill-la-kill:

m-muscle-chan:

betenoiresmash:

How to suddenly become Sub-Zero of Mortal Kombat…

LMFAO RAIDEN

oh god

as weird as this is, and how its relevant mainly to kids who played mortal kombat or actually saw the movies…this is kinda cool… its like the perfect cosplay with simple shit. 

mrbiggsproductions:

theinturnetexplorer:

could someone please make me a suit of chainmail using this method?

I didnt know where this was going at first but then

wow